did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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