Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Oh god it's open bar.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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