More tranny stories later!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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