He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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