would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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