did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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