hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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