i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!