I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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