Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.