I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...