Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I would ride that face into the sunset
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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