My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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