Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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