Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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