So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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