Midget sex pt 2 tonight
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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