ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize