how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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