Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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