Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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