Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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