Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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