Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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