I must be too annoying 4 u.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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