Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
