Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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