Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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