Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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