no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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