i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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