Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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