By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
