he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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