are you so shy because you have an std?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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