I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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