I puked a lego.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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