I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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