Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.