he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla