there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.