Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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