I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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