What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Still dying that you shit outside
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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