I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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