They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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