I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?