ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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