i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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