Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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