Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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