what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just want nice things and good sex
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
