I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
