idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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