physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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