so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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