You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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