i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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