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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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