i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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