if i can run in heels then i can drive
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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