I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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