I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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