I could make wine with my vomit
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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