This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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