why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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