Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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