i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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